What a world. The most powerful country on our little blue planet has two people punching it out for president.

One, a woman, when she gets all revved up sounds like a Dalek from Dr Who – “exterminate”.

The other is riding a dark horse through a landscape with only ashes in his wake.

Now it would be great to have a woman president. But Hillary is just another cog in the establishment machine and while I like her on some levels, she’s a bit phoney.

And what can I say about the man/creature riding his horse. I shake my head in bewilderment – not much really. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

At least reptilian Cruz is out of the race.

May the Great Spirit help us all.