The Dog

stu-working-london-newRepublished © Stuart Wilde – Note from CJWild: This is a Stuart Wilde article and the views expressed in the text are not necessarily my own. Having said that it’s a great little story.

In 1993, I was peddling a bicycle around Hong Kong; it had been leant to me by a policeman who was very keen on the Tour de France. I wound up on a street, which I think from memory, is called Nathan Road.

I met a dog, an Alsatian, which if it had been American instead of a resident of Hong Kong, would have been called a German Shepard. This dog insisted he was Alsatian and not German, and he added that he didn’t know f%&#* all about sheep because they don’t have a lot of sheep in Hong Kong.


I told him my name is Stuie and after we sorted out his identity problems, he said to me, “Do you want to discover something interesting?” I said to him, “I have been a student of the mysteries these many years; interesting things have always interested me.”

The dog said, “Follow me,” and so I peddled up and down the hills of Hong Kong as fast as I could, following a German Shepard who insisted he wasn’t German.

We wound up in the Red Light district. Some girls were standing in a doorway. The dog said to me, “What do you see?” Rather lost for words I said, “I see some Chinese girls in short red dresses.”

“Now you’ve got it,” said the dog.

“Got what?” I asked.

“Now you’ve got what this identity bullshit is all about,” said my Alsatian friend.

I was still a bit puzzled, but before I could ask for clarification the dog said, “Did you know that many of the Chinese are heartless; they don’t have a soul, and they treat animals abominably. These girls here are my sisters – they are Alsatian, because they have a soul and love everybody.”

I said to him, “Have you seen a grey mouse that’s very fond of Guinness?” and the dog replied, “As it so happens, I have.”

I said, “I’ve learnt a lot from that mouse,” and the dog replied, “So have I.”

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